He Thinks He’s A Surgeon

A doctor dies, and goes to Heaven. Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates he is told “Welcome to Heaven! You’ll find that everyone is equal here.”

The doctor is then given a tour of Heaven and finds that it is indeed true.

The doctor decides he’s just got to try the food. So he goes to the cafeteria and takes his place in the line.

While he’s waiting, a man in green scrubs goes rushing to the front of the line. He gets his food ahead of everyone who’d been patiently waiting.

“Hey, I thought everyone is equal here. Why did he cut line?” the confused doctor asked.

“Oh, him?” says St. Peter, “That’s God. He thinks he’s a surgeon.”