Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Journal of Nursing Jocularity

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XXX Assessment

While I was accompanying a senior student on her morning assessment rounds, I heard her questioning an elderly gentleman about his bowel movements.

“Did you have a bowel movement yesterday?”

“Yes, ma’m, I did,” he replied.

“And was it good for you?” she went on.

He did not miss a beat.  “Why, yes, it was.”

Not how I learned to assess bowel movements, but I gave her points for creativity!

Fran Janowich, RN, MSN

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The Student Nurse, The Experienced Nurse

A Student Nurse will spend an entire shift trying to re-orient the patient.

An Experienced Nurse will chart that the patient is disoriented and restrain them.

A Student Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.

An Experienced Nurse lets the CNA give the patient the bath.

A Student Nurse values the chance to ‘work with the whole family.”

An Experienced Nurse avoids the entire family.

A Student Nurse always answers their phone.

An Experienced Nurse can’t find their phone on their days off.

A Student Nurse wants everyone to know they’re going to be a nurse.

An Experienced Nurse doesn’t let anyone know they’re a nurse.

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