Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Journal of Nursing Jocularity

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The Sweetest Thing…

We have a patient who has a terrible time complying with his diabetes diet. This came up in conversation after I checked his fasting sugars and found them to be 300+!!!

Thinking this was the ideal time to do some patient education, I started talking about his food choices. It turns out he had a real passion for baked goods: donuts, crullers, danishes — if it came out of an oven, it was likely to go into his mouth.

So we’re talking about this, and he keeps insisting that all of these items were ‘safe’. Dunkin’ Donuts wouldn’t sell him anything unsafe apparently! And so I’m patiently trying to explain this, and he’s insisting that it’s all safe and finally his wife loses patience and says, “Yes, dear — all of that’s safe — right until you put it into your mouth!”

I’m glad SHE said it, so I didn’t have to!

Name withheld by request

What’s the funniest thing a patient’s ever said to you about their diabetes? Or anything else, for that matter? Send them to us at Cindy@journalofnursingjocularity.com — let us know if you want us to use your name or keep you anonymous!

Posted in: Jokes

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Laughs from L&D

As a young nurse, I worked in a small hospital where it was easy to know the entire staff — from the docs and nurses to the dock workers and volunteers.

One morning when I was hurrying down the hallway to circulate for the next C-section, I saw a tall young man in scrubs looking somewhat lost.  “Must be the soon-to-be father,” I thought.  Out loud, I asked, “Are you looking for the C-section?” (more…)

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The Student Nurse, The Experienced Nurse

A Student Nurse will spend an entire shift trying to re-orient the patient.

An Experienced Nurse will chart that the patient is disoriented and restrain them.

A Student Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.

An Experienced Nurse lets the CNA give the patient the bath.

A Student Nurse values the chance to ‘work with the whole family.”

An Experienced Nurse avoids the entire family.

A Student Nurse always answers their phone.

An Experienced Nurse can’t find their phone on their days off.

A Student Nurse wants everyone to know they’re going to be a nurse.

An Experienced Nurse doesn’t let anyone know they’re a nurse.

Posted in: School Days

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Strangely Appropriate For Some Patients’ Rooms

sy-fyEarlier this week, the Sci Fi channel has announced a new branding initiative, in the hopes of broading the station’s appeal to a larger number of viewers.  No longer will the station, which features programming ranging from space opera to good old fashioned monster movies, be known as Sci Fi.

Instead, it will be known as the purpotedly catchier name Syfy.

One would imagine that this name was thoroughly researched, with Sci Fi’s legions of marketers — not to mention lawyers — doing due diligence to ensure the name wasn’t used in any other capacity.

One would be wrong. (more…)

Posted in: Enjoying Humor, PRN: Funny Stories, Uncategorized

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