It Never Fails
- The craziest shift you’ve ever had in your entire career will be the day of the fire drill.
- The harder the stick, the more labs are needed.
- Your nose won’t itch all day…until the minute you get those gloves on!
- The one colleague you tell how difficult your patient is being is the one person related to that patient — usually for a hundred miles!
- The more adamant the visitor is about their extensive medical background, the more likely they are to hit the floor at the first sight of blood.
- The further the bed is from the nurses’ station, the more often the call button is pressed.
- The more unsteady a patient is, the more determined they become to shower alone.
- There’s a box of every sized glove you need on your floor — except yours.
- The minute you make it into the supply room is the minute you forgot what you needed.
- The more critical the equipment, the more likely it is to be broken.
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