Experimental Medicine
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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Never Forget!
Who takes care of an elephant’s skin?
A Pachydermatologist!
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What is the technical medical name for a keratin deposit found in a nasal cavity?
A fingernail!
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A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, “How is she?”
The nurse replied, “Oh, she”s quite dopey.”
One of the friends said, “We know that, but how is she health wise?”
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Did you ever work with a doctor who you didn’t like when you first met, but once you got to know him…you HATED HIM?
Did you ever notice that when the doctor is wrong, it’s the nurse’s fault, but when the nurse is wrong, it’s the nurse’s fault?
Have you ever had a patient come into the clinic five minutes before closing time with a complaint they’ve had for a week or more?
Isn’t it weird how when you tell a psychiatrist his patient is completely and totally non-compliant in taking his medication, he inevitably raises the medication dosage?
Wouldn’t you like to meet the people who designed the ‘easy’ and ‘intuitive’ computerized charting system?
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