Not the Issue Here

Brand new babies had come into the world: Twins! A tiny little boy and a feisty girl.  Mom was doing great, so the head nurse brought the babies over to their father.

He was, understandably, as excited as could be.  All through the birth, he’d been watching wide-eyed, and now he was ready to embrace his children.  He took one step forward to touch his children, unable to totally believe that this was real until he felt them.

As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, “You can’t touch those babies. You aren’t sterile!”

With out missing a beat, he said proudly “You’re telling ME I’m not sterile!”