A toddler got into his mother’s purse and swallowed several coins. Of course, he was rushed to the ER.
After some time had passed, the grandmother called to check on the boy’s progress.
The nurse who answered the phone had to report that there’d been no change yet.
A nurse catches her physician in the hallway at the hospital and says, “Doctor! I need you to help me! Every time I go to the bathroom, dimes come out!”
The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and touch base with him in a week.
A week later, the nurse returns to work, bumps into the doctor and says, “Doctor, it’s getting worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, quarters come out! What’s wrong with me?”
Again, the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and look him up in a week.
Another week passes and the nurse returns to work. She hunts the doctor down, grabs his arms, and says, “Listen, doc! I’m still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom, half-dollars come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WIH ME?!”
The doctor says, “Relax, you’re just going through the change!”