Five surgeons were talking about the best patients…
First surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered.”
Second surgeon says, “Nah – librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
Third surgeon responds, “Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded!”
Fourth surgeon intercedes,” I prefer lawyers.They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable.”
To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says, “I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.”
Don’t you hate it when everyone you know asks you the best way to cure their bunions, gout, stomach ache and more? Here’s one way to stop that problem — and you don’t have to spend a dime:
doctor and a lawyer were chatting at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”
“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer,” and then I send them a bill.”
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.