Nursing Humor: Knock Knock Jokes

Who doesn’t love a good knock knock joke? Kids really love them – and if you’re a pediatric nurse, there are few humor tools as handy to have in your personal laughter arsenal than some really silly knock knock jokes. Here are some of our favorites:

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Amnesia.
Amnesia who?
Oh, I see you have it too!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?

(Try this one when knocking on patient doors – it can help to start things with a smile!)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

What’s your favorite knock knock joke?