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Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.”
John: “Is he feeling better now?”
Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.”
John: “How did he break it?”
Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.”
John: “How did he break his arm?”
Jack: “He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”
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Leave a Comment (0) →On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient’s condition. “This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I fear he will not be able to play golf again unless you follow my orders exacty.” The doctor then began listing orders: (more…)
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Leave a Comment (0) →I had a patient who was a 106-year-old character. One day I asked her, “Ms. Jones, how old were you when you stopped enjoying sex?”
She replied, “I don’t know, honey! You’ll need to ask someone older than me!”
from Renee Pope, RN
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Leave a Comment (0) →A NP was examining his patient, an elderly woman who couldn’t hear very well. Pressing his stethoscope to her chest, he smiled and said, “Big breaths.”
She sighed and said, “Well, they used to be!”
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Leave a Comment (0) →I was unable to remove my jewelry for a chest x-ray because I had IVs in both arms. When the radiologist read the x-ray, he announced to the staff present, “This patient is a nurse!”
He floored them…but he didn’t have ESP. My caduceus pendant showed up beautifully on the chest film 
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