May Is Blood Pressure Month

A doctor remarked on his patient’s ruddy complexion.

“I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure. It’s from my family.”

“Your mother’s side, or father’s side?” questioned the doctor.

“Neither,” the patient replied. “It’s from my wife’s side.”

“What?” the doctor said. “That can’t be. You can’t possibly get high blood pressure from your wife’s family!”

“Oh yeah?” the patient responded “You should meet them sometime!”