You Know You’re A Nurse When…

You believe there is a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light.

You believe all bleeding stops…EVENTUALLY!

You’ve ever told a confused patient the name of a co-worker and that they should yell REALLY LOUD if they need help.

You don’t mention the name of a ‘frequent flier’ to avoid invoking his presence in the ER.

You know it’s the full moon without ever having to look at the sky!