Murphy may have said it best…Anything that CAN go wrong WILL go wrong.
But we’re pretty fond here of the variations that have been created by and for nurses, including:
The number of staff to be found on the unit is inversely proportional to the scale of the emergency.
You have been working flat all day without even a coffee break, but the moment you sit down, the supervisor walks around the corner and sees you doing nothing.
As soon as you finish a thirty minute dressing the doctor will come in, and take a look at the wound. (more…)