Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Journal of Nursing Jocularity

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Whinorrhea! By Elizabeth A. Schultz, RN, BSN

Marsha took a deep cleansing breath before entering Room 519.  It was only midnight, and she already answered Mrs. Gorski’s call light four times.  The evening nurse had given Mrs. G. a Halcion at 9:30 and assured Marsha she would sleep through the night.  Another empty promise.

“What took you so long?” Mrs. G whined.  “I called 10 minutes ago.  What if it had been an emergency?  I could be dead by now..maybe that would be a good thing.  I wish I were dead.”

“Mrs. Gorski,” Marsha said calmly, “I saw your light go on from down the hall.  I finished what I was doing and came directly to your room.  I’ve been in here five times, and I really do need to check my other patients before it gets much later.  Now, what can I do for you?” (more…)

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The Sweetest Thing…

We have a patient who has a terrible time complying with his diabetes diet. This came up in conversation after I checked his fasting sugars and found them to be 300+!!!

Thinking this was the ideal time to do some patient education, I started talking about his food choices. It turns out he had a real passion for baked goods: donuts, crullers, danishes — if it came out of an oven, it was likely to go into his mouth.

So we’re talking about this, and he keeps insisting that all of these items were ‘safe’. Dunkin’ Donuts wouldn’t sell him anything unsafe apparently! And so I’m patiently trying to explain this, and he’s insisting that it’s all safe and finally his wife loses patience and says, “Yes, dear — all of that’s safe — right until you put it into your mouth!”

I’m glad SHE said it, so I didn’t have to!

Name withheld by request

What’s the funniest thing a patient’s ever said to you about their diabetes? Or anything else, for that matter? Send them to us at Cindy@journalofnursingjocularity.com — let us know if you want us to use your name or keep you anonymous!

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Laughs from L&D

As a young nurse, I worked in a small hospital where it was easy to know the entire staff — from the docs and nurses to the dock workers and volunteers.

One morning when I was hurrying down the hallway to circulate for the next C-section, I saw a tall young man in scrubs looking somewhat lost.  “Must be the soon-to-be father,” I thought.  Out loud, I asked, “Are you looking for the C-section?” (more…)

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Images of the Perfect Nurse by Tammy Pursley, RN

nurse-and-child I started out like the others.  I entered nursing school with bright eyes and high ideals, naive to the ways of the real world of nursing.  I knew I was going to be different.  I would do all my charting immediately after giving care.  My patients would be turned every two hours, on the dot.  My meds would be given exactly on time.  I would be the perfect nurse.

Well, I’ve been a nurse for over two years, and the honeymoon is over.  In my disenchantment phase, I believed that the perfect nurse existed only in the minds of humorless, dictatorial nursing school instructors.

Of course, that is not true.  Because eveyone has a definition of the “perfect nurse”.  It just means different things to different people.  For example: (more…)

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Taking Humor Seriously: Humor and Chemotherapy by Patty Wooten, RN, BSN

hobpattysmlHob Osterlund is a clinical nurse specialist in Pain and Pallative Care at The Queen’s Medical Center (QMC) in Honolulu. She also writes, performs, and produces comedy that provides therapeutic benefits for both patients and nurses. She and her research team have just completed the COMIC study (COMedy In Chemotherapy) at QMC and are eagerly awaiting the results. Before we get to the details of her study, let me introduce this amazing woman.

Appreciation of Comedy

Hob’s first and most powerful connection to comedy came through her father, who taught her the art of luxurious laughter. In nursing school, her attempt to share humor with her patients was criticized by instructors who cautioned her that humor was inappropriate. This was the 1970’s, and clinical distance was the key. The criticism caused Hob to search her soul. She decided humor was a central value in her life. This decision launched more than 30 years of writing, performing and producing comedy. She continues to produce closed-circuit Chuckle Channel programming for hospitals and to perform her alter-ego comedy character Ivy Push RN
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