Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Posts Tagged 'bleeding'

You Know You’re A Nurse When…

You believe there is a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light.

You believe all bleeding stops…EVENTUALLY!

You’ve ever told a confused patient the name of a co-worker and that they should yell REALLY LOUD if they need help.

You don’t mention the name of a ‘frequent flier’ to avoid invoking his presence in the ER.

You know it’s the full moon without ever having to look at the sky!

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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse

istock_000000309335xsmall1) Pays better then fast food, though the hours aren’t as good.
2) Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniforms.
3) Needles: “Tis better to give than receive”
4) Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops…eventually.
5) Expose yourself to rare, exciting and new diseases. (more…)

Posted in: Enjoying Humor, Jokes

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