Top Ten Signs Your Anesthesiologist Is A Quack

10. Puts on the gas mask and pretends he’s Darth Vader.

9. Asks you to count backwards from 10 and then yells out “Houston we have a problem!”

8. Thinks that drinking moonshine and biting down on a bullet is a viable form of pain management.

7. Has Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb” on repeat.

6. Offers to let you borrow his siesta mask.

5. Takes a deep breath off the gas mask and says “That’s about right.”

4. If the patient should wake up during surgery, instructs them to hit the “Snooze Button”

3. While waiting for the surgeon to arrive challenges you to a quick game of Guitar Hero.

2. Keeps referring to the fluid in your IV as Booka Juice!

1. Has never heard of Picis Anesthesia Manager.

Contributed by Joe Bailey, Picis