Horoscopes just for Nurses!
Medical expertise confronts you at every turn, leaving Gemini wondering why so many health and wellness experts need to see the doctor so often!
Redundancy rules this week. Teenage boys sampling Dad’s Viagra provide the proof that you can have too much of a good thing. Excitement subsides after Thursday, or really, as soon as you can put some ice on that.
A lavender, gem-studded stethoscope may not be your style, Leo — but it won’t ‘wander off’ with such regularity, either!
The teenage patient who can text 3,500 words a minute with a broken arm needs help wiping herself. Strangely, there’s no app for that!
That nice person you met on a rare night out clubbing seems strangely familiar – and then you remember wrestling them into restraints after an ETOH on board really bad day. So much for your social life, Libra!
Sleepy Scorpio has low energy this week — and having a patient wander off does provide such a comfy bed…
L&D Sagittarians need to be kind and NOT let new parents know that delivering the baby is actually the easiest part of parenting.
Boy, you can always tell when a 1,000 Ways to Die marathon has aired, can’t you?
This week, you will see a surgeon apologize. Resist the temptation to build a shrine at the spot to commemorate the event — no one will believe you anyway!
Proud Pisces keeps calm while others melt down. Your sudden allergic reaction to drama will serve you well this week.
Your creativity is pushed to the limit this week, Aries. Can you make emergency formal wear out of chux, tape, and a box of extra small gloves?
If you’re a psychiatric nurse, Taurus, nothing this week will seem the least bit unusual.
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