Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Archive for November, 2010

Hate Our Humor? Love Our Jokes?

Okay, JNJ readers — we’ve got a question for you.  In one day, 50% of our mail was telling us our jokes were great.  50% were telling us our humor was horrible.  What we want to know is what you think is funny – what makes you laugh out loud?

Send your jokes, funny stories, or ideas about how we could make the magazine better to Cindy@journalofnursingjocularity.com The more the merrier — let’s give every nurse something to laugh about!

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Enjoy the Roses Outside Your Window Today By Steve Rizzo

Steve RizzoI just read something from Dale Carnegie and I want to share it with you. “One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon–instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.”

Read that again. I believe this is the main reason why so many people are unhappy today. Waiting for something in the future to make you happy and focusing on what you don’t have in the present, will always keep you from enjoying your life now.

I am constantly amazed by the ways that people manage to deny themselves the chance at present happiness. Instead, they fall pray to dangerous mindsets that decrease their potential for happiness. They put their happiness on hold when they repeat and internalize statements like. “I’ll be happy when I’m able to retire.” or “I would be happy if I made more money.” or “When I can finally by a house, I’ll be less stressed and I can enjoy myself.” (more…)

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Nurse Marge in Charge

Dear Nurse Marge,

This is the first year I’m working Thanksgiving.   I’m not really thrilled about it, but I guess it comes with the territory.  I want to have the best holiday possible even if I have to work.  My co-workers just roll their eyes and say “Good luck with that!”  Can you let me know what to expect? Are they right? Am I doomed to have a dismal Turkey Day?

Signed,

Happy Holidays?
Dear Happy Holidays,

Being away from home on the holidays is tough, but it does have its positives as well.

Look at it this way: any Thanksgiving you spend working is a Thanksgiving you’re not stuck at the table with Uncle Know-It-All and Aunt Isn’t-It-Time-You-Get-Married-Dear?  For some reason, I could never tolerate them as well I can handle Isn’t-It-Time-For-My-Pain-Medication-YET and When-Will-The-Doctor-Get-Here, who NEVER miss a holiday in the hospital.

One of the best things about Thanksgiving in the hospital: You don’t have to cook ANYTHING and all the dirty dishes are someone else’s problem.  You don’t have to worry about the bird being thawed out in time (despite popular rumor, however, it’s really NOT possible to get a last-minute thaw by throwing your frozen gobbler in the MRI!)(Please don’t ask how know I this.)If your unit does a pot-luck meal, there’s no pressure to actually produce home made goodies like Grandma used to make.  Simply buy something attractive from the bakery and tell everyone “It’s better this way. Trust me.”  Nurses will believe you when you say this, while relatives never do.

Good Luck!

Nurse Marge

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The In ‘N Out Patient by Kris Harty

“Nothing personal, but the fewer times I see you, the better.”

My comment elicits smiles from my medical caregivers. They know exactly what I mean.

I admire the heck out of all of them. I’m extremely grateful for their dedication and commitment.

Almost as far back as I can remember, I’ve been involved in the medical community – on the receiving end. No one had any way of knowing it would be a life-long relationship oh-those-40-years ago.

As a seven-year-old diagnosed with Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis, my parents and I were often told throughout those early years that I would likely grow out of JRA. It wasn’t to be.

While I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, least of all my little seven-year-old self, I have to admit that I’ve learned so much from my experiences associated with JRA that I can’t imagine who I’d have become without it.

Has it sharpened my empathy for other people’s struggles? Check.

Has it caused me to slow down and reflect when I might not have otherwise? Check. Check.

Has it required that I either draw inward in despair or look outward in gratitude? Check. Check. Check.

It’s not been until more recent years that I’ve come to fully appreciate the medical care I’ve received. But it’s more than that. It’s not solely the care – though that’s certainly the most obvious part of it. It’s also about appreciating the people providing the care.

It’s YOU. You who cared enough to choose this profession. You who endured rigorous education and training to realize your goal. You who push through workplace and home challenges so you can continue to provide the care you set out to provide.

Many of you go above and beyond the norm, and the norm itself is simply amazing. For instance, my orthopedic surgeon, Dr. Douglas Dennis, and PA, Jim Boyle, returned last week from a week-long missions trip to provide complimentary care in third world countries. They led a group of 65 other professionals who also give of themselves twice yearly to help patients walk – patients who they may never see again.

I’m privileged to have met and been treated by tremendously talented, encouraging, and giving healthcare professionals. They inspire me. YOU inspire me. You keep me going in ways beyond physical health. You are among the many untold StickPeople in my life. You help me keep going and Stick to it – no matter what!

During this Thanksgiving week, realize this:  you are not one person treating one patient at a time in a never-ending mill of patients. Rather, you are leaving a legacy. You are one of many professionals playing a part in your patient’s story, and the role you play adds beautifully to the medical tapestry of your patient’s life. Speaking on behalf of your patients, we’re humbled and thankful. Thank you for all you’ve done, do and will do. You are a StickPerson extraordinaire.

Nonetheless, I’m all for limited exposure to you and your office. Don’t take it personally.

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End of the year Blahs taing their toll? Fed up, worn down, and burned out? You’re only weeks away from the antidote. Ok, maybe not THE antidote, but a darn good start to feeling better soon. Watch for Kris Harty’s upcoming book in early 2011: “StickPeople; Healthcare Pros Stick to It – No Matter What;  How to Beat Burnout, Stop Stressing, and Combat Compassion Fatigue.” Her unique perspective and gratitude for healthcare providers inspires them to keep going.  Kris helps healthcare teams, particularly nurses, combat Compassion Fatigue, while helping their managers reduce turnover. Her message is content-rich, relevant, engaging – and sporadically funny. She is a keynote speaker, author and small group facilitator. Kris Harty is the Stickabilities Specialist at Strong Spirit Unlimited. Clients say her message is life changing. If increasing employee engagement is on your agenda for 2011, book Kris now. Call 877.711.STIC(K), e-mail StrongSpirit@StrongSpiritUnlimited.com, or visit  www.StrongSpiritUnlimited.com.

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Burned the Bird? No Problem!

12 Reasons to Be Happy You Burned the Thanksgiving Turkey:

#1 :Salmonella won’t be a concern

#2: No one will overeat.

#3: Everyone will think it’s Cajun Blackened.

#4: Uninvited guests will think twice next year.

#5: Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newly found appreciation.

#6: Pets won’t pester you for scraps.

#7: The smoke alarm was due for a test.

#8: Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.

#9: After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.

#10: The less turkey Uncle George eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.

#11: You’ll get to the desserts quicker.

#12: You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.

This great list and lots of other holiday humor can be found on Dr. Steve Sultanoff’s Humor Matters website!

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