Posted by kbuxman on March 22, 2010
Horoscopes just for Nurses!
Aries
The one thing CLEARLY left out of health care reform legislation? Funding to buy headache relief for all the health care workers who get to listen to patients from every side of the issue discuss it this week.
Taurus
Surprising appreciation for what you do makes your day: there are still people out there who think nurses ROCK and when it comes to you, they’re right! Enjoy a great week, Taurus!
Gemini
If you throw out your shoulder hurling things at the TV every time Nurse Jackie or Dr. House does something wrong, do you get workman’s comp? This week is full of mysterious questions, Gemini. Maybe you should switch to the Wii instead…
Cancer
No matter how you stuff the ballot box, Cancer, the new mandated scrub color is not going to be “Retro 60′s Psychadelic Neon” Sorry.
Leo
For future reference, Leo, the preferred way to question an order is not: “Are you absolutely INSANE?” This bit of information may be handy this week.
Virgo
Etiquette issues worry you, Virgo, as you try to figure out the best way to include everyone in your festive activities. Consider changing the paradigm: If you hold the party for an entire week, that should allow most people a chance to check it out. The best plans have no downside.
Libra
Is it technically wrong to send the confused UPS guy to Labor and Delivery?
Scorpio
Rumors and innuendo surround you, and you can’t believe what you’re hearing. The story didn’t go that way at all when you told it!
Sagittarius
You find yourself puzzled, Sagittarius, over choices other people make. It’s true, people can be confusing. Just try remembering that some people don’t realize that 1,000 Ways to Die isn’t technically educational television.
Capricorn
Watch the news carefully this week, Capricorn: it’s amazing who you’ll see on there.
Aquarius
If your retirement plans include the following words: bank robbery, winning lottery ticket, printing press — you may want to consider making some financial changes. Money weighs heavy on your mind, but you have the power to change your current situation — without robbing the bank.
Pisces
Enthusiasm and optimism go a long way, but ultimately, they don’t cover the fact that someone doesn’t necessarily know what they’re doing. Trust your judgment and give that advice you’ve been holding back for fear of overstepping. It could make all the difference in the world.
Star Charts by Suzanne LaBarne are for Entertainment Purposes ONLY!
I was on call the other weekend. It was a fairly standard weekend, with the various consults being called in with timing designed to leave me guessing—could I go on with my life and plans, or would I be wrenched away from a friend’s dinner party. Standard fare. And then I met Vince.