It had not been Jenny T’s best day ever. After discovering that she — along with many of her colleagues — were being downsized out of a job, she’d gone out with some friends. They’d had a few drinks, but Jenny wasn’t behind the wheel when they headed home. That didn’t help her much — she’d spent most of the night in the ER, being ‘reassembled’, after the car she was riding in was involved in an accident. We tried to reach her husband, and when we finally did, it turned out he was at his girlfriend’s house and he wasn’t in a big old hurry to come see her — seeing as the girlfriend still had a job and all, he figured it was as good a time as any to jump ship.
What, she asked Linda, her ER nurse, was she going to do?
Linda, a RN with a great deal of experience, had taken in the whole sad tale. She listened, thought about it, and said, “I think you better write this all down and sell it to a country music singer. You’ll make a million dollars.” (more…)
Ahhhh…ummmm….sorry, it’s gone again
The result of spending too much time in church. A couple of weeks in Vegas usually eliminates the symptoms.
The thinking mans hemorrhage
The inevitable result of too many nights on the dance-club floor. A simple remedy for this is particular ailment is marriage.
A type of indigestion brought on by over-consumption of one particular fizzy cola beverage
A strange birth defect in which the sufferer has a body part that would be more in keeping with an elephant, rather than a human. Some get big feet, the well-known “Elephant man” had the trunk, and, of course, the elusive porn stars…..
Irritable bowel syndrome
A condition that may develop when a bowel has had a real gut-full of all the sh** it has to deal with
Middle ear infection
This is rarely seen; mainly because most people have only a left ear and a right ear. But for those lucky enough to have one in the middle, watch out, it might get infected
Normally a place where pigs and teenagers live. So, you want to hope that you don’t get one of these in your eye on the night of the big date….
Pt c/o abdominal pain, unspecified. Here’s how the medical community has responded, over the course of time:
2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.”
1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
2010 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”
Submitted by Terry L., RN
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