Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Archive for May, 2009

JNJ on Twitter

  • “Hundreds of people in Mexico w/swine flu, millions wear masks. Millions w/ AIDS, & no one wears condoms. Huh?” Carlos Mencia #
  • @kytyn_rn you’re off to a good start. now follow these folks.http://bit.ly/jDU62 #
  • “SARS is so two years ago. I wouldn’t be caught dead with it.” Stephen Colbert #
  • Ck out nurse video of the week: Lazy Mycoplasma http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com/ #
  • “Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.” — On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets! #
  • Top 3 Psychiatrists’ license plates: HMMMMIC; PAXIL4U; SUBLIM8 #
  • You can please some of the pts all the time, & all the pts some of the time, but you will never please the family! #
  • Tnx for FF# Love! @impotter, @EastDallasAlice, @ParkPlaceMtg, @americandream09, @carpediem52, @DinkerP2. Yep–you rock! #
  • And more tnx for FF# love to @MissSG; @bostoncupcake, @Dr_Share_D, @azandiaMJBB, @KittKlaiss You’re the best! #
  • Cardiologist’s license plate: IFXHRTS #
  • RT @KarynBuxman Teen robs store with concealed banana & then eats evidence when apprehended! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30781692/ #
  • Funny Nurse Video of the week on JNJ homepage: Diagnosis Wenckebach http://www.JournalOfNursingJocularity.com #
  • Just interviewed Robert Holden, author of Be Happy, for JNJ. He is gonna knock your friggin’ socks off! Stay tuned for details… #
  • Ha! Here it is! The #1 Top Psychiatrist’s license plate: PENISNV #

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JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-05-19

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Making it to the Milestones: Celebration and Recognition for Our Patients

“You’re here again, Steve?” On this particular oncology unit, we didn’t have many patients who ‘hung around’ for long — but there was Steve. Diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer, he was well into Stage Four, but Steve had no intention of stepping off this mortal coil just yet. (more…)

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