Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Archive for March, 2009

The Top Ten Things Never to Say in the OR!

1. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness…

2. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

3. Here boy!! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

4. Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off.

5. Darn! Page 147 of the manual is missing!

6. Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.

7. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

8. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

9. Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie

10. I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.

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