Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Archive for February, 2009

The Fragrant Gourmet

photo by Jesse Miksec

photo by Jesse Miksec

My sister Barbara, a student nurse, was walking down the hall when she smelled a fould odor coming from the surgical unit’s kitchenette. Upon investigation, she found a classmate heating a bowel movement in a pan upon the stove.

When Barbara asked, “What are you doing?” the classmate replied, “The patient’s Kardex said warm stool to lab.

by Donna Trim, RN, M

Posted in: School Days

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Diagnostic Tattoos: Needle-ttle Help With Your Diabetes?

818504_intramuscular_injection_1If Massachusetts researchers are right, diabetics around the world may soon be racing to a tattoo parlor near you — so they can be stuck with a needle LESS often!

Using nano-technology, researchers at Draper Labs are developing a tattoo ink that changes color based on glucose levels within the skin, eliminating the need for most painful blood sugar testing.

That’s great news — but here, at JNJ, we don’t want the research to stop with tattooes for diabetics.  Here’s some other ideas we’d like to see developed, utilizing the power of ink . Then we could assess our patients instantly, just by glancing at their arms and ‘reading’ what they pictures tell us. (more…)

Posted in: Enjoying Humor, PRN: Funny Stories, Uncategorized

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