JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-01-28
- 30-Day Free Subscriptions are available at our site; JournalOfNursingJocularity.com – Get ‘em while they last! #
Posted in: Communication
Leave a Comment (0) →Archive for January, 2009
The Psychic Radiologist
I was unable to remove my jewelry for a chest x-ray because I had IVs in both arms. When the radiologist read the x-ray, he announced to the staff present, “This patient is a nurse!”
He floored them…but he didn’t have ESP. My caduceus pendant showed up beautifully on the chest film 
Posted in: Jokes
Leave a Comment (0) →JNJ Twitter Updates for 2009-01-27
- Getting ready to launch – finally! Be the first nurse on your wing to get a subscription: http://www.journalofnursingjocularity.com #
- Hi mom! #
- Just got Twitter to work on our new home page – how cool is that? Thanks to @TwitterTools for their good work #
- 30-Day Free Subscriptions are available at our site; JournalOfNursingJocularity.com – Get ‘em while they last! #
Posted in: Communication
Leave a Comment (0) →Feeling Thirsty?
The nurse brought a lunch tray to Norman Cousins, who was in a hospital “laughing his way to wellness.” The nurse also brought Mr. Cousins one of those glasses used for urine specimens, saying that when convenient he should put a specimen in the glass, that she´d pick it up when she came back to pick up the tray.
Mr. Cousins, seeing some apple juice on the tray, put two and two together, and poured the juice in the specimen glass. (more…)
Posted in: Jokes
Leave a Comment (0) →He’s Got A Point
When admitting a paranoid, delusional man to our psych unit, I apologized to him before I asked, “Are you heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual?”
The patient got very upset and said, “Didn’t you hear me before? I’m a virgin. I don’t know. I haven’t had sex yet!”
Posted in: Jokes
Leave a Comment (0) →