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As a pre-med student, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept when a student rudely interrupted to ask, “Why do we have to learn this stuff?”
“To save lives,” the professor responded quickly, and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?” he persisted.
The professor replied, “It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school!”
A nurse catches her physician in the hallway at the hospital and says, “Doctor! I need you to help me! Every time I go to the bathroom, dimes come out!”
The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and touch base with him in a week.
A week later, the nurse returns to work, bumps into the doctor and says, “Doctor, it’s getting worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, quarters come out! What’s wrong with me?”
Again, the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and look him up in a week.
Another week passes and the nurse returns to work. She hunts the doctor down, grabs his arms, and says, “Listen, doc! I’m still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom, half-dollars come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WIH ME?!”
The doctor says, “Relax, you’re just going through the change!”